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Lifestyles of the Quidditch Players

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A pun on Good Charlotte's Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous by Tom "Voldemort" Riddle

Parody
Always see 'em on the field or in The Great Hall havin' meals 
Atheletes want sympathy
They love to brag and  crow all about how fast they've flown
Talking about how many points they've scored

I'd like to see them spend the week without soarin' 'bove the street
I think they just might stay alive
If they could spend a day or two without going on a broom,
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall (fall)

Lifestyles of the Quidditch players
They're always flying, always flying
If glamour is such a problem
Well they got broomsticks
Think we should stop them

Did you know when you were flying,
You could break the rules, and wouldn't even get expelled from school, as long as you've got the power to slip past Voldemort
And did you know if you were caught making infected snacks
Dumbledore surely would have turned his back
and you could always make even more 

I'd like to see them spend the week without soarin' 'bove the street
I think they just might stay alive
If they could spend a day or two without going on a broom,
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall (fall)

Lifestyles of the Quidditch players
They're always flying, always flying
If glamour is such a problem
Well they got broomsticks
Think we should stop them

Lifestyles of the Quidditch players
They're always flying, always flying
If glamour is such a problem
You got so much of a problem
Think I could solve it
Lifestyles of the Quidditch players
We'll take your brooms, wood clubs, and robes just stop flying
Lifestyles of the Quidditch players
Lifestyles of the Quidditch players
Lifestyles of the Quidditch players

Original
Always see it on T.V.or read it in the magazines 
Celebrities want sympathy
All they do is piss and moan inside the Rolling Stone
Talking about how hard life can be

I'd like to see them spend the week livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall (fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complaining, always complaining
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them

Did you know when you were famous
You could kill your wife and there's no such thing as
25 to life as long as you've got the cash to pay for Cochran
And did you know if you were caught and you were smoking crack
McDonald's wouldn't even want to take you back
You could always just run for mayor of D.C.

I'd like to see them spend the week livin' life out on the street
I don't think they would survive
If they could spend a day or two walking in someone else's shoes
I think they'd stumble and they'd fall
They would fall (fall)

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complaining, always complaining
If money is such a problem
Well they got mansions
Think we should rob them

Lifestyles of the rich and the famous
They're always complaining, always complaining
If money is such a problem
You got so many problems
Think I could solve them
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
We'll take your clothes, cash cards, and homes just stop complaining
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Lifestyles of the rich and famous
Lifestyles of the rich and famous