Now sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
a tale of a fateful night.
When The Dark Lord, Voldemort
Killed Harry's Parents in spite.
Lily was good at charms,
But James was a goof off,
But that didn't matter as The Dark Lord managed to knock their block off (Managed to knock their block off)
Harry was treated rough,
The Dursleys were real tough.
If not for the courage of our young wizard, he would have been snuffed out (He would've been snuffed out).
But now he's learning inside of this enchanted, magic school,
The Weasleys too,
a snobby brat,
and his goons,
and the rest.
Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale
a tale of a fateful trip,
that started from this tropic port,
aboard this tiny ship.
The mate was a mighty sailin' man,
the Skipper brave and sure,
five passengers set sail that day,
for a three hour tour,
a three hour tour.
The weather started getting rough,
the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew
the Minnow would be lost.
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship aground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle
the Skipper too.
A millionaire and his wife,
a movie star,
and the rest,
here on Gilligan's Isle.