Yugi and Jonouchi (Joey) are walking into school and Yugi asks Jonouchi if he watched a video last night. Jonouchi says he squinted, but he still couldn't make out the censored bits. He says he'll lend it to Yugi some time and gets excited. They notice that theres a ZTV van infront of the school they run over and try to look inside, but the glass is mirrored. Inside the van, Director Lucius sees Yugi and says that he'll be the star of their next project. In front of the school a pretty interveiwer is filming the opening to "Survival Morning", the T.V. show that Lucius directs. Lucius tells her she can g o home now and calls over Assistant Director Fujita (Archie) and shows him a picture of Yugi. He says that Fujita is going to be the bully and tells him to steal a school jacket. Meanwhile Jonouchi is spreading rumors that there's a star at the school, but Anzu (Téa) doesn't believe him. Fujita has managed to steal a school jacket from the locker room and tracks down Yugi when he and Jonouchi are trying to find the star, but Yugi doesn't believe him and Jonouchi runs off. Fujita corners Yugi and says that he knows who goes to the school and he'll introduce her to Yugi if he'll meet him behind the gym during lunch. We flash forward to lunch and Fujita is behind the gym and Lucius and the camera crew is in the bushes waiting for Yugi. When Yugi gets there, he asks where the star is. Fujita pretends that he's going to whisper to him and socks him. He tells him that he was lying and starts beating him up. Then Jonouchi jumps out and grabs Fujita by the collar. Fujita said he didn't want to and the director made him. Then Lucius jumps out of the bushes and says 'cut'. Jonouchi grabs the director by the collar, but Lucius reminds him that he's recording the whole thing. He then stops the cameras and beats Jonouchi into a pulp. Yugi turns into Yu-Gi-Oh, but the director walks away and says that he will mosaic out Yugi's face so no one will notice. That night in the parking lot of ZTV, Lucius is debating over whether or not he'll kill someone in front of the camera when Yu-Gi-Oh shows up and says that Lucius has trespassed in his soul and says that as punishment, he'll have to play a game with him. He draws out a die and says they'll each roll it and the lowest number wins and in case of a tie, Lucius wins. On his roll, Yu-Gi-Oh rolls a six. Lucius says that he doesn't have to roll because any number on a dice is lower than six. Yu-Gi-Oh says that the game isn't over until Lucius rolls. Lucius says he'll do what Yugi wants and put a hole in Yugi's head, and chucks it at Yugi's forehead at a really fast speed, which miraculously bounces right off and lands on one. Lucius says he won. Yu-Gi-Oh says that he didn't and he has to play a penalty game. You see, Yu-Gi-Oh blocked the dice with the point of his Millennium Puzzle and the dice cracked in two, resulting in one side on one and the other on six, meaning that Lucius rolled a seven. Yu-Gi-Oh now makes him play the punishment game of Mosaic Illusion, which makes him see everything in a mosaic. The next morning, Jonouchi gives Yugi the Porn Tape he was talking about, but Anzu catches it and says if it's really so interesting, then maybe she should watch it and Jonouchi and Yugi chase her to try to get it back. (Archie)
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